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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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