I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The dick lei will go down in squad history
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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