Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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