I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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