the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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