Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
This is my gift to your gina
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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