well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
