how do flat chested girls get laid?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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