There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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