That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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