i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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