the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
