Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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