There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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