i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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