hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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