You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
