A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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