with your own penis?
Can Purell be used as lube?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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