I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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