his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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