they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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