Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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