You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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