So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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