I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
