margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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