We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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