ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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