ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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