im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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