i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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