how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She even gives head with a lisp.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Bring me that man meat
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
