you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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