Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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