Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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