Yo dont text me then not text me
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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