Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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