North Korea, Best Korea!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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