O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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