Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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