kristin has been a bad kristin
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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