I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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