Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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