Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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