I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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