When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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