You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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