**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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