if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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