How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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