Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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